I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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