Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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