But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
babies were throwing up all over the place
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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