Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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