normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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