We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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