I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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