My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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