Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you would pick up someone in the library
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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