If i come over, it means nothing
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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