Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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