I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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