Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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