FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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