wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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