I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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