Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
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