apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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