sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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