Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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