I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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