You work out of a Hotel?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We don't watch enough power rangers
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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