She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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