You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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