Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
