he puts the penis in happiness.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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