well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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