are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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