Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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