They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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