It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
