I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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