Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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