Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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