K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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