I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
