I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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