So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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