Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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