clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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