no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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