i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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