I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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