So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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