I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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