I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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