I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Success! We fucked roommates!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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