Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
