Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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