You surviving the open bar?
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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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