Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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