do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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