So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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